Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Randomize
