As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
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