i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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