We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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