Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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