I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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