Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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