Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
You made out with two different species that night
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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