She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize