Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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