there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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