He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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