you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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