im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize