i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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