Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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