it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
