Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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