And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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