a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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