O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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