You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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