We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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