ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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