brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I looked at my own cervix.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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