I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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