it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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