Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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