I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Randomize
