can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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