White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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