I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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