is this the sara with the beer cane?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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