I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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