it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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