just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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