The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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