Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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