i permit you to call me
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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