we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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