Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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