So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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