You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
try to milk me bitch
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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