Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I understand Curling. That high.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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