Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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