I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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