If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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