I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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