can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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