she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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