Whod you bang
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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