I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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