if you like me you must not know who I am
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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