Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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