I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
